Check out the names of these Pinoy establishments and laugh your heart out!

• Parlor in San Juan is named : Cut & Face
• Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas : Starduck
• Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija : Violybee
• Internet cafe opened among squatters named : Cafe Pindot
• In Manila , there’s a laundry named : Summa Cum Laundry
• Petshop in Ortigas : Pussies and Bitches
• A pet shop in Kamuning : Pakita Mo Pet Mo
• Bakery : Bread Pit
• Bank in Alabang : Alabank
• Restaurant in Pampanga named : Mekeni Rogers
• Restaurant in Pasig : Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina
• A boxing gym : Blow Jab
• A tombstone maker in Antipolo : Lito Lapida
• A copy center in Sikatuna Village called : Pakopya ni Edgar
• A beer house in Cavite called : Chickpoint
• Laundromat in Sikatuna : Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes
• Internet cafe in Taguig named : N@kopi@
• Name of a kambingan : Sa Goat Kita
• A salon somewhere : Curl Up And Dye
• A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan : Gee Congee
• A water refilling station in Dapitan named : Wa-Thirst
• A store selling feeds for chickens : Robocock
• Shoe repair in Marikina : Dr. Shoe-Bago
• Shoe repair store along Commonwealth: SHOEPERMAN: We will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you
• Petshop : Petness First
• Flower shop : Susan’s Roses
• Taxicab : Income Taxi
• A 2nd hand watch store : 2nd Time Around
• A squid stall in a wet market : Pusit to the Limit
• A shrimp store : Hipon Coming Back
• A gay lawyer’s extension office: Nota Republic
• A ceiling installer : Kisame Street
• A car repair shop : Bangga ka ‘day?
• An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You
• A fishball cart named : Poke Poke
• A beauty salon: Saudia Hairlines
• A bakery : Anak Ng Tinapay
• A resto along Mayon road in Manila : May Lisa Eatery
• Laundry shop : Wash Your Problem
• This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching
• Ice cream parlor: Dila Lang Ang Katapat
• Chicharon store: Chicha Hut
• Neighborhood pizza store: Pizza Hot
• A fishball cart near UST: Eat My Balls
• A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber
• A Resto : The Last Supper
• A goto resto : Goto Ko Pa!
• A peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name : Mani ni Papa
• A gym in Malolos : Gaymann Fitness Center
• My brother’s party needs business : Balloon-Balloonan
• A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: Lah-Fang
• A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: Dina Fresh Chicken
• An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S.: The Master Baiter
• Panaderia : Trimonay Bakeshop
• Salon : Hair Dot Comb
• Peanut wholesaler outlet in Laloma : Mani Pakyaw

Source: My acknowledgments to the true source. Forwarded Email.