Check out the names of these Pinoy establishments and laugh your heart out!

  • Parlor in San Juan is named : Cut & Face
  • Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas : Starduck
  • Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija : Violybee
  • Internet cafe opened among squatters named : Cafe Pindot
  • In Manila , there’s a laundry named : Summa Cum Laundry
  • Petshop in Ortigas : Pussies and Bitches
  • A pet shop in Kamuning : Pakita Mo Pet Mo
  • Bakery : Bread Pit
  • Bank in Alabang : Alabank
  • Restaurant in Pampanga named : Mekeni Rogers
  • Restaurant in Pasig : Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina
  • A boxing gym : Blow Jab
  • A tombstone maker in Antipolo : Lito Lapida
  • A copy center in Sikatuna Village called : Pakopya ni Edgar
  • A beer house in Cavite called : Chickpoint
  • Laundromat in Sikatuna : Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes
  • Internet cafe in Taguig named : N@kopi@
  • Name of a kambingan : Sa Goat Kita
  • A salon somewhere : Curl Up And Dye
  • A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan : Gee Congee
  • A water refilling station in Dapitan named : Wa-Thirst
  • A store selling feeds for chickens : Robocock
  • Shoe repair in Marikina : Dr. Shoe-Bago
  • Shoe repair store along Commonwealth: SHOEPERMAN: We will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you
  • Petshop : Petness First
  • Flower shop : Susan’s Roses
  • Taxicab : Income Taxi
  • A 2nd hand watch store : 2nd Time Around
  • A squid stall in a wet market : Pusit to the Limit
  • A shrimp store : Hipon Coming Back
  • A gay lawyer’s extension office: Nota Republic
  • A ceiling installer : Kisame Street
  • A car repair shop : Bangga ka ‘day?
  • An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You
  • A fishball cart named : Poke Poke
  • A beauty salon: Saudia Hairlines
  • A bakery : Anak Ng Tinapay
  • A resto along Mayon road in Manila : May Lisa Eatery
  • Laundry shop : Wash Your Problem
  • This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching
  • Ice cream parlor: Dila Lang Ang Katapat
  • Chicharon store: Chicha Hut
  • Neighborhood pizza store: Pizza Hot
  • A fishball cart near UST: Eat My Balls
  • A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber
  • A Resto : The Last Supper
  • A goto resto : Goto Ko Pa!
  • A peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name : Mani ni Papa
  • A gym in Malolos : Gaymann Fitness Center
  • My brother’s party needs business : Balloon-Balloonan
  • A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: Lah-Fang
  • A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: Dina Fresh Chicken
  • An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S.: The Master Baiter
  • Panaderia : Trimonay Bakeshop
  • Salon : Hair Dot Comb
  • Peanut wholesaler outlet in Laloma : Mani Pakyaw

Source: My acknowledgments to the true source. Forwarded Email.


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