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A Pregnant’s Top 10 List…

After being deprived of sunshine, shopping from malls,  a computer and  internet access, I had emerged from my 2nd trimester with my sanity intact.

I had learned and realized several things during the past 7 months ….

pregnant10.  Internet is a necessity.

9.    Blessed are thou who works and earns during pregnancy.

8.  Parenting is a never-ending responsibility.

7.  A 7-month fetus moves like an octopus catching a prey inside of you.

6.  Fantasizing about your baby is an exhilarating feeling.

5.  Being pregnant without your husband around is like living with a part of your body missing.

4.  Television is mind-numbing and fattening.

3.  Blessed are thou who had finished at least a single project of cross stitch.

2.  Coffee. So near, yet so far.

1.  A pregnant mother develops her maternal psyche and instincts as her child inside develops the basic of body parts.   Ergo,  the mother herself  is a fetus in the womb of Life.

Reading the SIGNS part 2

Thanks to http://www.engrish.com for these funny funny pics featuring out-of-this-world english translations.

Gahd, I am telling you I spent half a day just laughing my head off at these pics. Definitely a stress reliever!

Ingat!

Finish this fast!

Very harsh!

This is perhaps the most morbid sign I’ve seen. Beware cyclist!

Thank you for open!

Guess where this is applied…

And if you are dead, please call funeral services.

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