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McCafe at Yuen Long, Hong Kong. April 2008


Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

~Bob Irwin

Docs?  Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?

~Author Unknown

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!

~Author Unknown

Deja Brew:  The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.

~Author Unknown

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.

~The Women’s Petition Against Coffee (1674)

He was my cream, and I was his coffee And when you poured us together, it was something.

~Josephine Baker

I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk, and sugar. Moments later, it puts you into a melancholic mood of coldness. Before you realize, it has consumed you before you should have consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again, you crave for another cup. Just like love.

~Author Unknown

Life is like having a cup of coffee. You sit by the window and take a sip. Suddenly, you learned that someone had forgotten to put the sugar. Lazy to go for it, you somehow struggled through that sugarless cup until you discovered undissolved sugar crystals settled at the bottom. In life, all it takes is a little stir.
~Author Unknown

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~Author Unknown

Coffee has two virtues. It is wet and it is warm
~ Old Dutch saying

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days
~Author Unknown


Last updated: 14 December  2009.